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Obama to propose key changes in data collection program
Thu Jan 16, 2014
You mean President Obama will be doing NOTHING again. What a shock?! I'm thinking the final announcement will look something like...
Unemployment aid deal stalls again
Thu Jan 9, 2014
Hey Krestov, the people that USE the roads will PAY for the roads. The same way the people that USE gas pay a GAS tax. And the same way that people that want new TVs keep electronic stores in business with employees that need to be paid. It is called supply and demand. You'll figure it out one day. …
First Thoughts: The GOP Still Faces an Empathy Gap
Tue Jan 7, 2014
SeekingSanity, are we running a government or a half-way house? What the F*CK does empathy have to do with ensuring the security and safety of our nation, enforcing laws and ensuring equal rights and opportunity. It is a pretty objective process. If you want to succeed, you hold all of the cards. Th …
Congress returns with hefty to-do list
Sun Jan 5, 2014
Let's look at the liberal priority list... we have 17+T in debt. We have a new health insurance law that is crushing the economy and employment and raising taxes. But the liberals focus on pot, gay marriage, gun control, amnesty (which they refer to as immigration reform). So you are out of work, ba …
White House announces two new 'executive actions' on guns
Fri Jan 3, 2014
I'm all for gun control. Especially laws that keep guns out of the hands of mentally unstable people. This works out well because it means liberals can't own guns.
Alien or YouTubian? Intricate crop circle appears in California
Mon Dec 30, 2013
Aliens have figured out how to travel faster than light or use worm-hole technology. And of all places, they come to Earth. And not during the first 4.5 billion years of Earth's life. No, they come NOW. The odds!!! And when they get here, with all of their advanced technology, they decide to mow law …
Last-minute surge pushes Obamacare sign-ups to 1.1 million
Sun Dec 29, 2013
It's half-time, you are 15% to your target, and the 15% are mostly old and sick people which is exactly the opposite of what you need. Time to punt. It's over.
Year in scandals, 2013: Miley Cyrus twerks, Lance dopes, Weiner flops
Sun Dec 29, 2013
NBC lists a bunch of nonsense and one scandal, the NSA. They conveniently leave out the myriad scandals that the president and his administration have perpetrated, buried, and lied about. Great reporting.
Egypt designates Muslim Brotherhood as terrorist group
Wed Dec 25, 2013
You'd think Morsi announcing that Jews have descended from pigs and apes and threatening to wipe Israel off the map would be a pretty solid indicator... but not to Obama. Oddly, 1/3 of Morsi's statement is true... all humans are descendants of apes. So he isn't a complete idiot. Obama decided that t …
Pope Francis wishes for 'a better world' in Christmas Day address
Wed Dec 25, 2013
Pope seeks better world... Well, there are plenty right here in our solar system. Take your pick.
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